Why England?

I've recieved a few emails as to why of all places I would like to go to England. Well I'll tell you why. Mostly cultural differences, which I've never personally experienced, but I envision would be great. I like the idea of excellent schools without paying an arm and a leg.... and the other leg. I like rain. I know it sounds funy, but I love the rain. And thunder, as long as it doesn't get to close. I get the British sense of humor, I think it's funny. The lifestyle seems more layed back, slower paced if you will. That alone sounds like a dream. I love those British accents. I can pull it off rather well too. LOL! I also love the way race is basically not a factor. Not to mention, health insurance, 25 days of vacation time, mother get a minimum of 6 months maternity leave as opposed to 6 weeks. More importantly, the scenery. I've only seen the pictures, but it's breath taking. I'm sure I forgot a few things but, you get the picture. Thanks for asking though.